If only I had 1 thousand dollars... this would make my heart flutter until the dust falls off the cobwebs that have grown in there. You mean I can finally wear my PVC bikini and lay out in the sun and tan while pretending to hate the sunlight? Score. For that much cash the alcohol better be covered, because sober goths just aren't as.. dancey.
I imagine the goth cruise to be like Purgatory or any other such fetish club event, with girls bound by ropes swinging from the ceiling, where "you can submit yourself to a paddling, or a whipping, or something more daring and unique altogether. *"
Who doesn't like the sound of that?
